I'm looking for a function $u$ say, multi variable or otherwise, that has the property
$$\frac{1}{u}=\|u\|^2$$
I have a difficult problem I would like to solve by making a substitution with a function that has this property.
Note I mean the standard Archimedean norm or its generalisation to the complex plane or some other $\mathbf{R}^n.$
Does such a function, or one with a similar property, exist?