One use of completing the square in a quadratic is to find its critical value. I thought whether this could also be possible with quartics; if nothing else, it would be a cool way to find extrema witouth taking a derivative and having to solve a cubic; so I tried to factor $x^4 + 4x^3 + 6x^2 + 6x + 2$ as $(x^2 + bx + c)^2+d$, and I arrived at an inconsistent system of equations.
Is there any deep reason why we can't solve quartics using the "completing the square" method?
P.S. If possible, please refrain from using advanced abstract algebra terminology.