Too long for a comment but I thought I might contribute some formulae
Definitions
- Pythagoras Thereom $ x^{2} + y^{2} = z^{2} $
has co-ordinates $ P = (x, \frac{c^{2}}{y}) $ , $ Q = (\frac{-c^{2}}{x}, y) $ and $ R = (x, \frac{-c^{2}}{y}) $
Such points $ P, Q, R $ can be treated as 2D compound numbers that multiply under the composition laws of a field $\mathbb{F} $
An equation exists in the form $ y - y_{1} = m(x - x_{1}) $ with $ m $ being the gradient in the form of $ m = \frac{y_{2} - y_{1}}{x_{2} - x_{1}} $
Simultaneous equations can be solved for intersections points
Midpoint of two co-ordinates are $(\frac{x_{1} + x_{2}}{2}, \frac{y_{1} + y_{2}}{2}) $
Proposition
Apply pythagoras thereom to hyperbolic co-ordinates to show that a triangle can be inscribed.
Where such co-ordinates are multiplied out in accord to $ \mathbb{F} $
$ (a,b)(c,d) = (ac + ad, bc + bd) $
$ (x - \frac{c^{2}}{x}, y + \frac{c^{2}}{y})^{2} + (x - x, \frac{c^{2}}{y} - \frac{c^{2}}{y})^{2} = (x - \frac{c^{2}}{x}, y + \frac{c^{2}}{y})^{2} $
Therefore any triangle can be inscribed in a hyperbola, albeit trivial.
The triangle can then be shown to intercept the parabola $ y^{2} = 4ax $ by simultaneous equations.
$ m_{PQ} = \frac{1 - \frac{1}{y}}{\frac{-1}{x} - x} = \frac{yx^{2} - yx}{-yx^{2} -yx} $
using $ y - y_{1} = m(x - x_{1}) $ on $-P $ we get $ y + \frac{1}{y} = \frac{yx^{2} - yx}{-yx^{2} -yx}(x + x) $
simplifies to:
$ 2y^{2} - (4a -1)y + 4ax + \frac{1}{x} = 0 $
$ y - 2y^{2} = \frac{1}{x} $
and has intersection points at $ (\pm \frac{1}{2}, \pm 2) $ and $ (\pm 1, \pm 1) $
Proving a triangle can be embedded by a parametization of $ y^{2} = 4ax $ in $ xy < c^{2} $ resulted in $ x^{2} + y^{2} > xy $ for a right angled triangle which has no solution.
I would like to see a proof that such a triangle has to be hyperbolic itself. I may return later this month with appropriate parameter inspection techniques.