I originally asked this question on Yahoo! answers close to a decade ago, with a disappointing response, so I figured I'd try to post it here with hopefully better results.
Two engineers arguing over ridiculous semantics... the conversation goes like this:
"The feature set is infinitely better than the original."
"It can't be infinitely better, it can only be finitely better."
"The original feature set didn't have this feature, therefore it's infinitely better."
"That's better in an undefined, unquantitative sort of way; not 'infinitely'. At best it's finitely better, from a zero state to a one state."
"I disagree."
"Well you're a poopyhead."
"Fartknocker."
..and so the debate degenerated.
I'm hoping a mathematical purist can answer the question before we both end up as poster children for "Why engineers shouldn't breed."