|Following problem has been taken from a German column
called ``Logeleien von Zweistein'' and translated to English:
Psychiatrist Dr. Riddle has examined his patient Mr. Neuroman thoroughly. Now Mr. Neuroman asks: ``What is up with me, Doc?''. Dr. Riddle answers:
``Poor man, you are hysterical, or megalomaniac, or both.
If you are megalomaniac without having a inferiority complex,
you have obsessions. I can say for sure that you do not have
both, obsessions and depressions. You do not have depressions
in case of a inferiority complex. Please be informed that
nobody can have depressions and be hysterical at the same time.
In case of obsessions, you are not megalomaniac but you can
safely assume a inferiority complex. However, if you have no
obsessions, you suffer from depressions.''
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